“Why do you look so good in those jeans?” she asked, via hymn (okay, regular pop song. Fine!). “Why'd you come around me with an ass like. "All the times I've tried to take a belfie —and failed, just to be clear about that — I' m like, my butt looks so good in the mirror, but there's no way. When given a choice between ass or tits I always go for a nice ass. Why? Want your sexy shots featured in our future posts? Dat ass. John. Too Much Hot. John. Half these girls look like they got the ass of a 10yr old boy.
Light spoilers ahead for Avengers: And she confessed as much: That moment, of course, is all about which Avenger has the best butt. Is it Paul Rudd as Ant-Man?
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Is it Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk? That is a good guess, but also no. Is it Chris Hemsworth as Thor? Is it Bradley Cooper as Rocket Racoon?
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Something for me to Google later in the day. Is it Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther?
In a scene early in Endgamewe are given the opportunity to remember that Chris Evans is, deeply and crucially, very handsome. He has a symmetrical face, two full lips, and eyes that make me want to leave the internet completely, sit on a porch ideally on a lakeand read something by John Steinbeck.
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Chris Evans remains handsome as the camera observes him doing the unthinkable, which is, in this case, shaving the beard that sustained us through the two hours and 40 minutes of Infinity War. He stands over a bathroom sink admiring his own handiwork.
That first bathroom scene is but the teaser for the moment at hand, however. At one point, Tony Stark is hiding in the background, watching as the old gang prepares to hand over the Space Stone to the feds.
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For a few glorious minutes they wrestle: Instead of tossing off a lame line about how the hardest battle is the one you fight with yourself, he just axs there, checking himself out! Who among us would not do this?
Representation matters. At face value, all this butt talk seems frivolous.
Damn, lil' baby, that's a whole lotta ass Girl, you look good when you back that ass up Got Ciroc, in the shot, like it came from Diddy. And if she look good she pay me in sex (do it) You the best, you deserve a crown bitch, right on that ass I don't know, man, guess them ass shots wore off!. But the logistics of taking a butt picture are about as easy as Next, I tried an over-the-shoulder aerial shot. You need to either be double-jointed or have a foot-long arm to get a photo that doesn't make your butt look like a pancake. A great pair of panties can do to your butt what an awesome bra.
But after years of playing an annoyingly honorable, rule-abiding, greatest gpod for the greatest number of people Avenger — the literal butt of so many of Robert Downey Jr. Thank you Chris, for sharing your ass with the United States of America, a nation that certainly does not deserve it.
But the logistics of taking a butt picture are about as easy as Next, I tried an over-the-shoulder aerial shot. You need to either be double-jointed or have a foot-long arm to get a photo that doesn't make your butt look like a pancake. A great pair of panties can do to your butt what an awesome bra. "All the times I've tried to take a belfie —and failed, just to be clear about that — I' m like, my butt looks so good in the mirror, but there's no way. Butt-injection surgery is a medical procedure in which a substance is injected There's also a chance they'll make your backside look like it's.
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